In what may be the strangest “Florida Man” story of the year week, deputies responding to a call on the Sanibel Causeway near Fort Myers encountered a man standing barefoot on the roadside, soaking wet, sunburned, and drawing elaborate blueprints in the sand. According to reports, 33-year-old Ricky James Hollowell told authorities he had spent the previous three days working on an underwater construction project after being kidnapped by a pod of dolphins.
Yes—dolphins.
A passing motorist reportedly called the Lee County Sheriff’s Office early Monday morning after spotting Hollowell on the shoulder of the causeway. When deputies arrived, they found him wearing nothing but swim trunks and sketching what appeared to be a detailed architectural plan directly into the sand. Hollowell explained that while swimming off Fort Myers Beach, he was approached by several dolphins that “escorted” him to a location roughly forty feet below the surface. There, he said, they put him to work helping construct what he described as an underwater community.
According to Hollowell, the dolphins communicated through a series of clicks that he eventually learned to interpret. The construction project, he said, was supervised by a dolphin he identified as “Gerald.”
When deputies asked the obvious question—how he managed to breathe underwater for three days—Hollowell had a simple explanation. “Gerald handled that,” he reportedly told officers. “I didn’t ask questions. You don’t question Gerald.”
Well, we've all had THAT foreman.
The drawings Hollowell left behind were reportedly complex. Deputies described the sandy blueprint as "detailed enough to be concerning" featuring what appeared to be condominium buildings, a town square, and even a recreation center.
According to Hollowell, he was eventually released once the dolphins were satisfied with his work, though he warned officers that the project may not be finished. “Gerald said they’d be back for phase two.”
One responding deputy admitted that after more than a decade on the job, this was a new one. “I’ve been with the sheriff’s office eleven years,” he told reporters. “The blueprints were the part that got me. He had zoning.”
Hollowell was transported for medical evaluation shortly after the encounter. As for Gerald, the alleged dolphin foreman behind the mysterious underwater development project, he was unavailable for comment.
Some men build cities on land. Ricky Hollowell claims he built one beneath the sea. And if the blueprints in the sand are to be believed, the dolphins appear to be planning a very nice neighborhood.
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